COME UP IN THE TRACK,
ALL EYES ON ME.
YEAH, I’M RACING AROUND THE TRACK,
YO LADY’S EYES ON ME.
You belong with me,
I will race for you, my sweetheart.
I am Kasey Kahne,
I will race for you in my sweet carrrrr.
Kasey Kahne will win an oscar before Leo Dicaprio.
Kasey K-K-Kasey. I’m in love with Kasey baby!
I’M KASEY KAHNE, I GOT MY RACECAR RUNNING AWAY, SPEEDING LIKE A CHEETAH AND ITS COMIN’ YOUR WAY.
CAN’T YOU HEAR THAT VROOM, VROOOM, VROOM, VROOM, VROOM?
Grab somebody named Kasey, and tell them “HEY!”
If you happen to grab Kasey Kahne, tell him you don’t want everything tonight except a ride around the track in his sweet car.
If you get arrested for grabbing Kasey Kahne, it’s worth it.
kasey kahne won tonight.
he did.
in all our hearts, he did.
STFU REALITY.
This is actually a picture of five year old Lil Kasey Kahne in his car seat.
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN,
PLAYED WITH YOUR CAR,
GOT LOST IN THE RACE.
OH, BABY BABY.
JEFF GORDON’S GOT NOTHING ON MEEEEEE
WHY CAN’T YOUUUUU SEEE
I’M. SO. AWESOME. AT DRIVING?
